Oregon City Loop ...

Once you’ve done the Oregon City loop, you’ll understand why Oregon City has usurped both Las Vegas and Disneyland as the premier vacation destination in the Western States. Sure, Las Vegas has neon and slot machines and prostitutes.  And Disneyland has surly high schoolers dressed up a cartoon animals. And...

Your obsession with bike shit is embarassing. Or so I hear. Aug29

Your obsession with ...

20 grams. Let’s just get that out of the way. That’s the weight difference between a 10 speed 105 cassette and a 10 speed Ultegra cassette. 255 grams versus 235 grams. I don’t even know what 20 grams looks like, because I’ve likely only ever used it as a measurement for cumin or paprika in a recipe for...

New Seasons Hot Wok Mar30

New Seasons Hot Wok

I really like when food establishments trust me enough to serve myself for a set price. nike air max 90 It makes me feel like a grown up. Like a valued and respected member of society. Unfortunately, I also really love to take advantage of this trust they’ve given me and I use it to serve myself the greatest amount of...

First! Mar14

First!

If I’ve learned just one thing about the internet during my 10+ years working bullshit office jobs that require little more of me than just looking at videos of monkeys peeing in their own mouths, it’s that Internet people love numbers. If you put a number in front of something, they’ll read it. That’s...

SSCXWC – Novem...

While there were many memorable events this weekend, the highlight for me was forcing an Olympic cyclist to eat two very large VooDoo doughnuts to qualify for Sunday’s race. Sure, I’ve killed celebrities before. Like the time in high school when I sold Hoyt Axton three pounds of fudge just weeks before he died of a...

Pho Green Papaya

402 SE M L King Blvd Portland, OR 97214 (503) 231-1431 Pho, in all of its soupy splendor, is all I ever really want to eat in the Winter. Maybe not every day, but at least five times a week. I hang my head over the bowl and let my glasses fog up and I make it spicy that I flop sweat like Richard Nixon during the debates...

Hope is (often) just potential dissapointment Mar04

Hope is (often) just...

I’ve been told by a reader that the site is too “cynical” and “negative”. And so I’d like to take this opportunity to say something sarcastic and hateful to that reader. But I can’t. First, because there are laws in the country against it. And second, because I’m too happy right...

Bridge of the Gods &...

The Bridge of the Gods ride is both a Portland classic and a right of passage. basket adidas zx flux It’s a scavenger hunt of the things that one should see in our Northwest corner of the state in the Norwest corner of the country. nike roshe run In fact, if the Woodburn Factory Outlet Mall could somehow relocate to...

Albina Press

Something about the lighting at Albina Press makes everyone look prettier. nike air max flyknit It comes in through all of the giant windows, bounces off of the modern seating options and the monstrous espresso machine, and hits everyones face like the hanging light of a sunset. People glow like they just slept with someone...

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