Batter Blaster
Batter Blaster is a pressurized organic pancake batter gun. Imagine Han Solo. Now imagine Han Solo concerned about the effects of pesticides both on the environment and in the food he consumes. Now imagine Han Solo making pancakes for Leia on a Sunday morning wearing Boba Fett underoos. That’s pretty much the whole thing right there. Also, I think that you can use it for whippets. New Seasons had it, but then they sold all of it. To me. And never restocked. You can still buy Batter Blaster at Fred Meyer.
I filled out a comment card at new season and they restocked. no joke. comment card success story.
I’ve been waiting for this review! You forgot to mention that the resultant pancakes are in fact DELICIOUS. You also forgot to mention impregnating Swedish lesbians.
I feel like the impregnation thing comes up all the time. I’ve got ample opportunity to address it later.
Right. Nine months from now.
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