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EVENT: Chickenball Run – May 2, 2009

I don’t usually talk about upcoming events. But this one had Burt Reynolds and Dom Deluise on the flyer. They even put Dom in the Captain Chaos outfit that I loved so much growing up. So this event is already the best bike race that has ever not yet been raced in the history of future bike races.

The race is on May 2nd and is a benefit for Chicken. She needs to pay for some overpriced non-government subsidized medical care. She deserves it. I once gave her a can of spray-on pancake batter as a wedding gift, and she both used it and sent me a thank you card. THAT is a true friend right there.

I assume the race is in the alleycat-style that the kids these days are so fond of. Pinball will be involved. Entry is $10 and on a sliding scale. $20 gets you a T-shirt as well. $100 will get a VHS copy of Chicken’s surgery and the new John Tesh cassette. If you choose not to race, you can always support her by just buying a T-shirt I think.

Remember, alleycat races are cheaper than real races and the prizes are always better. Even losers get shit. I should know.

Here are the details:

The Chickenball Run
May 2nd, 2009
$10 entry
Registration: 11:30AM at Coffee Plant
Start: 1:00PM at Ground Control

More details here.

And my thanks go out to the person behind the flyer.